Most of the criticism comes from two general complaints: texture and taste. On my first go-around, I felt the same. I was, of course, boiling it in tap water for 10 minutes like the directions said (with a little olive oil to prevent sticking). And guess what? I was not impressed.
However - i paid way too much for these suckers to give up and toss. No, I was going to MacGuyer the S outta these babies to achieve maximum tastebud arousal. So I began furiously working in the kitchen, filling the whiteboard with equations and theories. After exhaustion and hunger finally took over, I unlocked the secret and I'm here to share it with you.
Boil them in half chicken broth, half water. A *light* boil for 18-20 minutes. Do not salt the water. Add olive oil to prevent sticking. Remove them once cooked, put them into a collander and rinse them with hot water if immediately eating, cold water if going into a cool dish.
Now, darkness, the tables have turned. Do with it whatever you like. I prefer pasta salad (chopped black olives, feta, red onions, cherry tomatoes, olive garden dressing). But Rao's vodka sauce never gets complaints.
To assuage your concerns, this method does not make the noodles taste like chicken. It just makes them taste pretty, pretty, pretty good.
And that's how I turned this product from a 2 star to a 5 star and made exactly zero dollars but did enjoy my dinner. Fin.