Jesus of the Apes Reviews.
Blue Dream - Gold Nuggets - THCa Flower TOP SHELF SMALLS
Blue Dream Old School yet awesome.
Blue Dream is an Old school strain that is 2nd generation Dank . It was one of the first hybrid strains crossed off the gen one cannabis of the 1980s and 1990s . It has endured as a very good example of the era of Blueberry and BC buds flooding American streets back then and it still holds up.
This is a good small. This place is not kidding around and their smalls are impressive and not to small . The taste is small like the buds are but the nose and taste is 100% Blue Dream which has always been a very mild tasting refer that carries a famous buzz and flavor profile most Old Dog smokers will remember the moment it hits the lips. These small value are 5 STARS . The taste is where it loses a star and its anything but bad tasting . Just smalls can only carry so much of the terps of larger buds from the plant so it is subdued a bit.
You will be super happy with this Blue Dream Smalls. The price is amazing and the quality of the buds are solid. You are getting a wonderful deal here and it smokes super well.
Fin Jones
Wedding Cake - Gold Nuggets - THCa Flower TOP SHELF SMALLS
Great potency for the price!
Very strong stuff and very relaxing. Start slow (RECOMMENDED) ease your way in and now you have a nice long ride of relaxing and laughing. Put on a funny movie or even an old one you haven't watched in a while, get some snacks (Always try to avoid to much sugar) and then your golden that's a 10/10 night right there. This strain is in my opinion a more "solo sesh" type of strain I wouldn't mind getting a few friends over and having a movie night with this but nothing to active or social (Depends on the person too effects may very)
Conclusion: Some of the highest potency for the price, calming, relaxing, sleep inducing, and makes me really hungry. Pretty good in my books but everything I have tried from Gold Standard has exceeded my expectations.
Jesus of the Apes Reviews.
Georgia Pie - Gold Nuggets - THCa Flower TOP SHELF SMALLS
Value beyond reason.
Smalls are not going to knock anyone's socks off no matter what. When you get them you know you are making a choice to save $ and not explore the best these retailers have to offer from the jump. That being said this is one heck of a value and strain for the money. $45 bucks for an oz of smalls that border on mediums. The taste is there though subdued by the smalls effect. It has a better nose than one would believe . I like this THCA offering and think anyone who is looking for a value is going to like this one a lot. Georgia Pie is a very smelly nice offering and I would recommend it to anyone who is being as cheap as I was ! Great stuff. AMAZING value
Koiboi3000
Cheetah Piss - Gold Nuggets - THCa Flower TOP SHELF SMALLS
"Quality" in Neon Lights
The genetic grandparents come through strong with LPC on the nose and exhale. I'm an incredible snob when it comes to the online vendors and have been through many. GoldCBD flower is clean, tasty, and worth every penny. This strain is an all day hybrid and potent enough to aid in most maladies that you might be tangling with. Third purchase and the one that motivated this review. More partial to the Top Shelf and Classic Reserve(Kush Mints 9.5 stars outta 10) options, however have enjoyed Exotics ( Mule Fuel 9/10 & Hash Burger 8.5/10)
DaniO
Platinum Gushers - Gold Nuggets - THCa Flower TOP SHELF SMALLS
Best buy.
Yes, Platinum Gushers is the real deal—had me floatin', feelin' like a boss. That indica-hybrid hit different, keepin' me laid-back and real focused at the same time. Flavor? Gas, straight up—got that sweet citrus mixed with earthy pine, real luxury vibes.
This isn't just some regular smoke—it’s that celebrity-level pressure. Pull up to a function, pass this around, and watch folks be in awe of the frosty buds. That bag appeal? 10/10, no cap.
Definitely buyin' again, and if you tryna level up, best believe it's this. 💨🔥